Martin Shkreli Offers Kanye West $10 Million for his New Album

Maybe no one told Martin Shkreli that Wu Tang Clan aint nothing to f*ck with. You simply should not f*ck with people specifically know as NOT TO BE F*CKED with. AIDS patients? Wu Tang? Kanye West On album release day?

Ridiculousness about to seriously ensue. Although, it is quite a challenge not to say the most ridiculous things when it comes to someone famous for raising the price of AIDS medication, making it unaffordable to patients.

Here is the most ridiculous series of tweets ever, from Martin Shkreli, detailing his plans and involvement in the release of The Life of Pablo, which Kanye fans thought was slated to drop tonight at midnight. It is no surprise the release is delayed, not should the fact that Shkreli wants to somehow be involved come as much of a shock. But still, I sit here in disbelief:

aiyo @kanyewest last minute can i buy your album out so it dont get released publicly

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016

Check out this tweet claiming his actions will at the very least delay the release of Kanyes album a few days. If any of this is true or serious, this man has the worst case of narcissism and also the most serious death wish.

Kanye and his label are legally required to take my offer letter to their Board of Directors. This should delay the album by a few days.

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016

And here is a copy of the letter where he attempts to buy The Life of Pablo, because similar endeavors thus far have been so successful.

Kanye and his label are legally required to take my offer letter to their Board of Directors. This should delay the album by a few days.

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 11, 2016

Ridiculousness meets more ridiculousness and so much ego in one place and the internet might just break today. In the ultimate move of desperation, longing for the relevance of any of the people he has f*cked with, Martin Shkreli has taken to twitter in an attempt to thwart the release of The Life of Pablo, if that is even the album title. Who knows if anything Kanye has published about the album is true, and who knows when it is going to drop, but isn’t it Kanye who should be teasing and tormenting us in wait, and not Martin Shkreli? Does he not know that Mr. West the most important man to ever have lived in all of existence?

What the f*cking f*ck is going on tonight?

This is surely not the end of this, as we all know Kanye likes drama and fish dicks. And again, fake social media beef takes precedent over the only things that matters. There is just one question on our 808 broken hearts tonight, just one thing we care about today. Day Ye. WHEN IS THIS F*CKING ALBUM GOING TO DROP?

 

Martin Shkreli Offers Kanye West $10 Million for his New Album